This week’s look at the funny, the scary and just plain weird passages in humanity’s holy texts comes from listener Christoph from Germany, we look at the religion of Zoroastrianism, a religion that predates both Christianity and Islam.
It has an odd definition of evil. Today’s passage comes from the Avesta, Zoroastrianism’s sacred text
Vendidad, Fargard 17: 1-3:
1. Zarathushtra asked Ahura Mazda: ‘O Ahura Mazda, most beneficent Spirit, Maker of the material world, thou Holy One! Which is the most deadly deed whereby a man offers up a sacrifice to the Daevas1?’
2. Ahura Mazda answered: ‘It is when a man here below, combing his hair or shaving it off, or paring off his nails, drops them2 in a hole or in a crack3.
3. ‘Then by this transgression of the rites, Daevas (demons) are produced in the earth; by this transgression of the rites, those Khrafstras (noxious creatures) are produced in the earth which men call lice, and which eat up the corn in the corn-field and the clothes in the wardrobe.
So, yeah. If you cut your hair and nails, they’ll turn into demons and lice. I can’t imagine why this never became a major world religion. No, seriously. This is no sillier than some of the stuff in the Bible, a book with talking donkeys and unicorns.
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