Ask an Atheist with Sam Mulvey

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Let's Slander Kirk Cameron!

Join Mike, Nick and Sam as we answer some emails, revisit an old friend, and discuss Kirk Cameron’s sordid past as a black market organ salesman on the planet Arcturus VII.

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About the Author: Sam Mulvey

Sam Mulvey is a producer and the technical brain behind Ask an Atheist. He is a collector of vinegar varieties, vintage computers, antique radios, and propaganda.

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It’s the end of the world as we know it
It’s the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine

(Sorry, I couldn’t resist!)


You know what? The first caller is right. People keep donating to teenagers’ college funds as if they were entitled to have their education paid by strangers, just because they happen to share their opinions. But at the same time, shows like yours have a hard time making ends meet and staying on air, and you guys are incredible. So, yeah, instead of donating to all those causes promoted by PZ Myers (who I personally don’t like, neither his rabid fanbase), I’ll spare some money for you guys. Let’s help the show, people! After all, is there any other show… Read more »


Kirk Cameron molests children in church.

Mike Gillis

…on the planet Kolob.

Remember, we want our slander to be laughable, not legally actionable.


I’m afraid that I can’t leave a slanderous comment on here;we’ll have to settle for a libelous one!

Kirk Kameron is actually a trans-dimensional, lizard man who gains sustenance from blatant acts of douchebaggary. Both he and Depak Chopra,the only two surviving members of their species, are stuck in this dimension due to their missing crystal skulls…and ,with their unfulfillsed task at hand, settle for crystal meth.

That’s a classy comment! “Proud I am.” :]


Oops. OK. Kirk Cameron was sent on a mission with Aquaman to evangelize on the planet Kolob. There he molested the alien children.

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