Sam, Dave, and Tom assess Billy Corgan’s Card Line status, an alien-abductee politician, and the (de)merits of punching in the name of Jesus. Becky steps in and asks the world to quit hurting children in the name of religion.
News
- Arizona Missionary Punches, Insults, Spits on Hotel Staff in the Name of Jesus.
 - Pennsylvania Grand Jury Report Reveals Horrific Abuses and Coverup
 - Former Vatican Official Calls for Pope to Step Down
 - Miami Herald Endorses Alien-Abductee Candidate
 - OK School Shuts Down After Adults Violently Threaten Trans Pre-teen Online
 - State-sponsored Fundamentalist Christian School Boots First-grader For His Dreads
 - Massive Recall on Kids’ Homeopathic “Remedies”
 - Billy Corgan is a weirdo